Low-Carb, So Simple!

No-Bake Carnivore Pie Crust

November 3, 2024 By elviira 6 Comments

Ready to dive into a culinary masterpiece that’s so simple that even a kitchen novice could nail it? Introducing the No-Bake Carnivore Pie Crust—the ultimate hack for anyone on a fiber-free keto or carnivore diet. This crust is a buttery and porky wonder that will have your taste buds singing like angels.

Say goodbye to complicated recipes and endless ingredient lists. With just two simple ingredients—finely crushed pork rinds and melted butter—you can whip up this crust faster than you can say “pie time!” It’s so quick and easy that you’ll have plenty of time to catch up on your favorite shows while it chills in the fridge.

But hold onto your aprons because later in this post, I’ll share a killer tip for a savory cheesecake filling that pairs perfectly with this no-bake crust—among many other tips! So, are you ready to create a pie or cake crust that’s as effortless as it is mouthwatering?

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My All-Purpose Seasoning Blend

October 27, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

If there’s one thing my family and I can’t get enough of, it’s my all-purpose seasoning blend. This magical mix has been a staple in our kitchen for years, transforming mundane meals into culinary masterpieces. Seriously, if my seasoning blend had a fan club, my family would be the founding members. They’ve even started calling it “Mom’s Secret Weapon”—and who am I to argue with that?

But the love doesn’t stop there. I’ve packed this seasoning blend as a product and sell it in my Finnish online store, where it’s been buzzing with rave reviews from customers who are equally smitten. From spicing up their morning eggs to adding a kick to their evening roast, this blend does it all. And the best part? It’s organic, easy to make, and packed with flavor. With its mild profile, it’s perfect for the whole family while still delivering plenty of taste.

Oh, and did I mention my favorite way to use it? I love mixing this seasoning into a creamy sour cream dip and pairing it with crunchy pork rinds. Stay tuned for the dip recipe and a bunch of other ideas on how to use this brilliant blend!

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Carnivore Wiener Schnitzel

October 20, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Are you tired of the same old carnivore dinner recipes and looking to beef up your culinary game? In that case, grab your meat mallet and prepare to pound out some serious flavor with my Carnivore Wiener Schnitzel recipe! This dish is a golden ticket to carnivore’s paradise. Tender-pounded veal cutlets are lovingly coated in crushed pork rinds and fried to perfection in delicious animal fat. It’s the stuff meaty dreams are made of!

But wait, there’s more: This isn’t just any schnitzel—it’s a carnivore’s answer to the breaded classics. We’re skipping the carb and antinutrient-filled breadcrumbs and going full throttle with pork rinds for that extra crunch. Plus, this dish is keto-friendly, so you can indulge without a single carb in sight.

Whether you’re a seasoned carnivore or just dipping your toes into the meat feast, this recipe will have you saying “Auf Wiedersehen” to boring dinners. Let’s dive into this meaty masterpiece and transform your kitchen into a schnitzel heaven.
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The BEST Carnivore Crème Brûlée

October 13, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Welcome, fellow dessert enthusiasts and keto warriors! If you’ve been on the hunt for the ultimate Carnivore Crème Brûlée recipe, look no further. This is not just any crème brûlée; this is the crème de la crème brûlée, handpicked and perfected with tips from a professional chef. Yes, you heard that right—this is the best keto and carnivore crème brûlée recipe you’ll find on the web, and it’s surprisingly easy to make!

With a velvety, melt-in-your-mouth custard and a rich, creamy texture that will make your taste buds sing, this dessert is a true delight. And the best part? It contains only two ingredients—yep, just two! So, preheat those ovens, grab your ingredients, and let’s dive into the delicious world of the most delicious carnivore dessert. Trust me, your taste buds (and your Instagram followers) will thank you!
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Carnivore Egg Gratin

October 6, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Welcome to the carnivore’s paradise as we’re jumping into a dish that’s as scrumptious as it is boldly plant-free: say hello to Carnivore Egg Gratin, a dish so deliciously animal-based it might just make you forget vegetables even exist!

Imagine a symphony of hard-boiled eggs, crispy pork rinds, and gooey Parmesan cheese, all brought together by a drizzle of heavy cream. It’s not just a meal; it’s an event.

Not only is this easy carnivore meal mouthwateringly good, but it’s also a breeze to make. With just a handful of ingredients and a few simple steps, you’ll have a dish that’s sure to impress even the most hardcore meat lover.

So, preheat your oven, grab your egg slicer, and get ready to create something truly unforgettable.

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Bacon Weave Wrapped Brie

September 29, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Are you ready to impress your friends and family with a dish that’s as stunning to look at as it is delicious to eat? Introducing Bacon Wrapped Brie—a masterpiece that combines the creamy goodness of Brie cheese with the crispy perfection of a bacon weave. And guess what? You only need two ingredients to create this carnivore and keto-friendly sensation!

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “A bacon weave sounds complicated!” But fear not! I’ve got a YouTube video that walks you through every step of the process, making it easier than ever to achieve that beautiful, lattice-like pattern. Trust me, if you can fold laundry, you can make a bacon weave.

So, preheat your oven, grab a wheel of Brie and plenty of bacon, and let’s get started. This recipe is not just a feast for your taste buds but also a visual treat that will make you the star of any gathering. Follow along, and you’ll have a show-stopping appetizer that’s sure to wow everyone.
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Bacon and Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roulades

September 22, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Are you ready to take your dinner game to a whole new level of meaty madness? Hold onto your aprons, folks, because today we’re diving into the deliciously daring world of Bacon and Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roulades! Imagine tender slices of beef, cozied up with crispy bacon and spicy chorizo, all rolled into a flavor fiesta that’ll have your taste buds doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right—this dish will make your mouth (and belly) dance!

Ever wondered how to turn a humble steak into a culinary masterpiece that’ll make your neighbors jealous and your dog do tricks for a bite? Look no further! This recipe is the ultimate meat lover’s dream, combining the smoky seduction of bacon, the fiery flair of chorizo, and the juicy perfection of beef into one glorious roulade. And guess what? It’s easier than wrestling a greased pig at a county fair!

So, dust off your chef’s hat, and let’s get rolling! Whether you’re a kitchen ninja or someone who still burns (keto) toast, this Bacon and Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roulades recipe is your ticket to dinner-time glory. Impress your family, wow your friends, and maybe even earn a standing ovation from your mom. Plus, with its irresistible combination of flavors, it’s outrageously delicious! Ready to beef it up and roll with the best?
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Fluffy Ketovore Pumpkin Spice Pancakes

September 15, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Pumpkin pie spice—my all-time favorite! Its warm, aromatic blend turns any dish into a cozy autumnal hug. I used to be head over heels for my Fluffy 5-Ingredient Pumpkin Pancakes, but alas, they contain pumpkin—and with it, fiber. And let’s just say, my current diet is as carnivorous as a T-Rex at a barbecue, and my stomach has declared war on fiber.

But don’t worry, my fellow pancake lovers! I wasn’t about to let a little thing like dietary restrictions stand between me and my pancake dreams. After some serious kitchen experimentation, I concocted this ketovore pancake recipe that’s just as fluffy and delicious. The twist? I replaced the pumpkin with a secret animal-based ingredient that’ll blow your mind. Curious? Keep reading to find out how you can indulge in these scrumptious pancakes while staying true to your ketovore ways!

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Carnivore Sipatti with Smoked Pork

September 8, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Welcome to the wild world of culinary adventures, where today, we’re diving into the deliciously daring dish known as Carnivore Sipatti with Smoked Pork. Now, if you’re scratching your head and wondering, “What on earth is a sipatti?” you’re not alone. Sipatti might sound like a quirky, made-up word, but in reality, it’s a traditional Finnish dish that combines tender pork, milk, wheat flour, and spices like white pepper to create a thick, comforting sauce.

But hold onto your taste buds because we’re flipping the script with a carnivore twist that will have meat lovers rejoicing. In this version, we’ve ditched the milk and flour in favor of nutrient-dense bone broth, rich, smoky pork, and luxurious egg yolks that not only offer healthy fats but also help thicken the sauce to perfection. The result? A creamy, savory delight that’s pure protein-packed perfection. So, grab your apron and get ready to whip up a dish that’s as fun to say as it is to eat—sipatti, sipatti, sipatti! Let’s get cooking!
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Sugar-Free Chocolate Syrup

September 1, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Welcome, fellow chocoholics and health-conscious sweet tooths! If you’re like me, juggling the carnivore diet but occasionally craving a chocolate fix, you’re in for a treat. Yes, I know—chocolate isn’t exactly a staple in the carnivore world. But hey, preventing oxalate dumping is a fantastic excuse to indulge in a moderate amount of dark chocolate, right?

In this post, I’m sharing my go-to recipe for Sugar-Free Chocolate Syrup. It’s ridiculously easy to make and only requires a handful of ingredients. Trust me, you’ll want to keep a jar of this magic potion in your fridge at all times.

The secret to its perfectly syrupy consistency? Allulose, the sweetener that sugar-free dreams are made of. With its help, you’ll whip up a thick and rich syrup that drizzles like a dream over everything from carnivore pancakes to carnivore ice cream.

Ready to dive in? Let’s get started!
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