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Pork Rind Crusted Christmas Ham

December 15, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Ah, the holidays! A time for joy, laughter, and the inevitable food coma that follows a hearty Christmas feast. If you’re anything like me, the star of your festive table is none other than the gloriously succulent (Finnish) Christmas ham. But hold onto your Santa hats, folks—this isn’t your grandma’s ham recipe. Nope, I’ve taken this traditional Finnish favorite and given it a carnivore twist that’ll have you singing “Jingle Bells” all the way to the dinner table.

You see, while the classic recipe calls for breadcrumbs and keto enthusiasts might opt for almond flour, I’ve discovered the ultimate fiber-free, carnivore-approved alternative: crushed pork rinds. Yes, you read that right. Pork on pork action, baby! This ingenious swap not only keeps things keto-friendly but also adds an irresistible crunch that will leave your taste buds caroling with joy.

Happy feasting, and may your holidays be as crispy and savory as your new favorite ham recipe!
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Carnivore Fish Roe Mousse

December 8, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Well, hello, fellow food adventurers! If you’ve ever wondered how to combine your love for all things carnivorous with the elegance of Finnish cuisine, you’re in for a treat. In this post, we’re diving into the deliciously decadent world of Carnivore Fish Roe Mousse—a dish that’s as Finnish as sauna and sisu, but with an animal-based twist.

In Finland, we take our festive foods very seriously. Whether it’s the cozy, candle-lit gatherings of Christmas or the patriotic fervor of Independence Day, our tables are adorned with delicacies that make your taste buds do a happy dance. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t want their taste buds to dance like nobody’s watching?

Now, traditionally, fish roe mousse is a creamy, dreamy delight enjoyed by many Finns during these special occasions. But because I’m all about that carnivore life, I’ve transformed this classic recipe into a 100% plant-free treat. Imagine the velvety smoothness of full-fat cream cheese and sour cream, punctuated by the briny burst of roe, all seasoned to perfection with unrefined sea salt. It’s like a Nordic symphony in your mouth!

And for those of you who want to keep things a bit more traditional, stay tuned for the Tips for Variations section, where I’ll share tweaks to turn your carnivore roe mousse into a more classic, keto-friendly Finnish delicacy. Because whether you’re a carnivore or a traditionalist, there’s always room for some Finnish flair on your holiday table!
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Carnivore Steak and Eggs Gratin

December 1, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Are you tired of the same old steak and eggs breakfast routine? Does the sight of another sunny-side-up egg make you want to hit the snooze button on your culinary creativity? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to take your taste buds on a wild ride with a dish that’s as exciting as it is mouth-watering: Carnivore Steak and Eggs Gratin!

Imagine this: tender, juicy slices of steak, perfectly seared and nestled in a savory egg custard that’s baked to golden perfection. This isn’t just breakfast; it’s a full-on flavor fiesta that will make your mornings anything but mundane. And the best part? It’s ridiculously easy to make. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or someone who considers boiling an egg a culinary achievement, this recipe is your ticket to breakfast bliss.

Not only is this Carnivore Steak and Eggs Gratin a game-changer for your morning routine, but it’s also a powerhouse of protein and healthy fats. Plus, it’s completely dairy-free, making it perfect for even the strictest carnivore diets. Gluten-free, keto-friendly, and downright delicious, this dish checks all the boxes. So, if you’re ready to ditch the boring breakfast blues and embrace a dish that’s as fun to make as it is to eat, keep reading.
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Carnivore Egg Custard

November 24, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Attention all carnivore dessert enthusiasts! Are you tired of feeling left out when it comes to indulging in scrumptious treats while sticking to your carnivore lifestyle? Well, put down that steak knife and get ready to sink your teeth into the most delightful carnivore dessert you’ve ever tasted: Carnivore Egg Custard!

That’s right, folks. I’ve cracked the code on how to create a creamy, dreamy, and utterly irresistible dessert using only animal-based ingredients. No more longingly staring at your friends as they devour their sugary confections. With this Carnivore Egg Custard recipe, you’ll be the envy of every carnivore in town.

This recipe is so simple, even a caveman could do it over a bonfire. With just three ingredients, you’ll be whipping up this delectable treat in no time. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous, I’ll be sharing some tips on how to give your custard an extra flavor kick that will make your inner lion roar with delight.

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Dairy-Free Carnivore Egg Muffins

November 17, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Are you tired of the same old breakfast routine? Scrambled eggs or the classic omelet just not cutting it anymore? Say hello to your new breakfast best friend: Dairy-Free Carnivore Egg Muffins! These little wonders are like omelets on-the-go, but in adorable, perfectly portioned muffin form.

Imagine waking up to a batch of these beauties packed with your favorite meats and seasoned to perfection—with just sea salt or your favorite spices. Whether you’re a busy bee needing a quick bite or just someone who loves a good and nutritious meal, these egg muffins are here to save the day. Plus, they’re freezer-friendly, so you can stock up and enjoy a hearty, protein-packed breakfast anytime.

Ready to shake up your morning routine? Let’s dive into this egg-citing recipe!
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Ketovore Mini Rum Cheesecakes

November 10, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Ready to indulge in a dessert that’s keto-friendly and packed with the rich flavor of dark rum? Say hello to these irresistible Ketovore Mini Rum Cheesecakes!

These delightful mini cheesecakes will transport your taste buds straight to paradise, all while keeping your carb count lower than a limbo stick at a Caribbean beach party.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Cheesecake? On a keto diet? Is this a dream?” Well, pinch yourself because this is as real as it gets! These Ketovore Mini Rum Cheesecakes are the perfect treat for those moments when you crave something sweet, creamy, and oh-so-satisfying without the guilt or the dreaded carb coma.

Get ready to whip up a batch of these mini marvels that are so delicious that you’ll be tempted to hide them from your friends and family. (But sharing is caring, so maybe just make an extra batch!)
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No-Bake Carnivore Pie Crust

November 3, 2024 By elviira 8 Comments

Ready to dive into a culinary masterpiece that’s so simple that even a kitchen novice could nail it? Introducing the No-Bake Carnivore Pie Crust—the ultimate hack for anyone on a fiber-free keto or carnivore diet. This crust is a buttery and porky wonder that will have your taste buds singing like angels.

Say goodbye to complicated recipes and endless ingredient lists. With just two simple ingredients—finely crushed pork rinds and melted butter—you can whip up this crust faster than you can say “pie time!” It’s so quick and easy that you’ll have plenty of time to catch up on your favorite shows while it chills in the fridge.

But hold onto your aprons because later in this post, I’ll share a killer tip for a savory cheesecake filling that pairs perfectly with this no-bake crust—among many other tips! So, are you ready to create a pie or cake crust that’s as effortless as it is mouthwatering?

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My All-Purpose Seasoning Blend

October 27, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

If there’s one thing my family and I can’t get enough of, it’s my all-purpose seasoning blend. This magical mix has been a staple in our kitchen for years, transforming mundane meals into culinary masterpieces. Seriously, if my seasoning blend had a fan club, my family would be the founding members. They’ve even started calling it “Mom’s Secret Weapon”—and who am I to argue with that?

But the love doesn’t stop there. I’ve packed this seasoning blend as a product and sell it in my Finnish online store, where it’s been buzzing with rave reviews from customers who are equally smitten. From spicing up their morning eggs to adding a kick to their evening roast, this blend does it all. And the best part? It’s organic, easy to make, and packed with flavor. With its mild profile, it’s perfect for the whole family while still delivering plenty of taste.

Oh, and did I mention my favorite way to use it? I love mixing this seasoning into a creamy sour cream dip and pairing it with crunchy pork rinds. Stay tuned for the dip recipe and a bunch of other ideas on how to use this brilliant blend!

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Carnivore Wiener Schnitzel

October 20, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Are you tired of the same old carnivore dinner recipes and looking to beef up your culinary game? In that case, grab your meat mallet and prepare to pound out some serious flavor with my Carnivore Wiener Schnitzel recipe! This dish is a golden ticket to carnivore’s paradise. Tender-pounded veal cutlets are lovingly coated in crushed pork rinds and fried to perfection in delicious animal fat. It’s the stuff meaty dreams are made of!

But wait, there’s more: This isn’t just any schnitzel—it’s a carnivore’s answer to the breaded classics. We’re skipping the carb and antinutrient-filled breadcrumbs and going full throttle with pork rinds for that extra crunch. Plus, this dish is keto-friendly, so you can indulge without a single carb in sight.

Whether you’re a seasoned carnivore or just dipping your toes into the meat feast, this recipe will have you saying “Auf Wiedersehen” to boring dinners. Let’s dive into this meaty masterpiece and transform your kitchen into a schnitzel heaven.
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The BEST Carnivore Crème Brûlée

October 13, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Welcome, fellow dessert enthusiasts and keto warriors! If you’ve been on the hunt for the ultimate Carnivore Crème Brûlée recipe, look no further. This is not just any crème brûlée; this is the crème de la crème brûlée, handpicked and perfected with tips from a professional chef. Yes, you heard that right—this is the best keto and carnivore crème brûlée recipe you’ll find on the web, and it’s surprisingly easy to make!

With a velvety, melt-in-your-mouth custard and a rich, creamy texture that will make your taste buds sing, this dessert is a true delight. And the best part? It contains only two ingredients—yep, just two! So, preheat those ovens, grab your ingredients, and let’s dive into the delicious world of the most delicious carnivore dessert. Trust me, your taste buds (and your Instagram followers) will thank you!
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