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Bacon and Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roulades

September 22, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Are you ready to take your dinner game to a whole new level of meaty madness? Hold onto your aprons, folks, because today we’re diving into the deliciously daring world of Bacon and Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roulades! Imagine tender slices of beef, cozied up with crispy bacon and spicy chorizo, all rolled into a flavor fiesta that’ll have your taste buds doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right—this dish will make your mouth (and belly) dance!

Ever wondered how to turn a humble steak into a culinary masterpiece that’ll make your neighbors jealous and your dog do tricks for a bite? Look no further! This recipe is the ultimate meat lover’s dream, combining the smoky seduction of bacon, the fiery flair of chorizo, and the juicy perfection of beef into one glorious roulade. And guess what? It’s easier than wrestling a greased pig at a county fair!

So, dust off your chef’s hat, and let’s get rolling! Whether you’re a kitchen ninja or someone who still burns (keto) toast, this Bacon and Chorizo Stuffed Beef Roulades recipe is your ticket to dinner-time glory. Impress your family, wow your friends, and maybe even earn a standing ovation from your mom. Plus, with its irresistible combination of flavors, it’s outrageously delicious! Ready to beef it up and roll with the best?
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Carnivore Sipatti with Smoked Pork

September 8, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Welcome to the wild world of culinary adventures, where today, we’re diving into the deliciously daring dish known as Carnivore Sipatti with Smoked Pork. Now, if you’re scratching your head and wondering, “What on earth is a sipatti?” you’re not alone. Sipatti might sound like a quirky, made-up word, but in reality, it’s a traditional Finnish dish that combines tender pork, milk, wheat flour, and spices like white pepper to create a thick, comforting sauce.

But hold onto your taste buds because we’re flipping the script with a carnivore twist that will have meat lovers rejoicing. In this version, we’ve ditched the milk and flour in favor of nutrient-dense bone broth, rich, smoky pork, and luxurious egg yolks that not only offer healthy fats but also help thicken the sauce to perfection. The result? A creamy, savory delight that’s pure protein-packed perfection. So, grab your apron and get ready to whip up a dish that’s as fun to say as it is to eat—sipatti, sipatti, sipatti! Let’s get cooking!
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Carnivore Lasagna

July 14, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Welcome, fellow carnivores, to the meaty marvel that is Carnivore Lasagna! If you’ve ever dreamed of a lasagna that ditches the carbs and doubles down on meat and cheese, then buckle up.

This recipe is about to make your culinary dreams come true. Imagine layers of juicy ground beef, rich Alfredo sauce, and egg-based lasagna sheets. You’ll question why you ever bothered with noodles.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Lasagna without a single plant-based ingredient? That’s madness!” But trust me, once you take a bite, you’ll understand the genius behind it. This dish is keto-friendly, gluten-free, and definitely worth the effort.

Preheat that oven, grab your skillet, and get ready. This Carnivore Lasagna is about to become your new favorite comfort food! And stay tuned for some seasoning tips at the end to make this dish truly your own.

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Carnivore Shake and Bake Chicken

May 19, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Are you ready to cluck your taste buds up with a recipe that’s so finger-lickin’ good you might just start a chicken dance? Let’s get down to some serious kitchen business with a recipe that’s about to turn your meal prep into a full-blown flavor fiesta: Carnivore Shake and Bake Chicken!

Forget everything you thought you knew about Shake and Bake Chicken because we’re about to take it to a whole new level of awesome. Who needs pathetic breadcrumbs when you’ve got crushed pork rinds ready to bring the crunch? That’s right, we’re going full carnivore couture, coating our chicken in a savory suit that’s so crispy and tasty, it’s practically applause-worthy.

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just a recipe; it’s a kitchen shakedown, not just about breading chicken; it’s about breading it with style, sass, and a little shake-shake-shake that’ll have you giggling all the way to the oven. And once that timer dings, get ready to serve up a dish so tantalizing, your dinner guests will wonder if you’ve struck a deal with the poultry gods.
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Easy Pulled Beef

May 5, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Get ready to unleash the most effortless Easy Pulled Beef recipe that’s about to revolutionize your kitchen game! Who says you need all day to create a melt-in-your-mouth, pull-apart beef extravaganza? Not me! I’m here to debunk those slow-cooked myths and bring you a pulled beef recipe that’s so simple and quick that you’ll have time to watch your favorite show AND take a nap before dinner.

Wave goodbye to the days of slaving over the stove and say hello to your new best friend, the chuck roast. This hunk of beefy goodness is about to get a makeover in record time. Forget those all-day affairs; we’re talking a few short hours to glory.

Armed with just a generous pinch of unrefined sea salt, a splash of butter or tallow for that sizzle, and a modest amount of water, you’re on the express train to Savorville Station. This Easy Pulled Beef recipe is so straightforward, even your dog could almost do it – if, you know, your dog could cook and wasn’t so busy chasing squirrels.

So, let’s get down to business and show you how to whip up a dish that’s so quick and delicious you’ll have everyone thinking you’re a culinary wizard. Fire up that stove and prepare to be crowned the weeknight warrior of pulled beef!

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Carnivore Quiche Lorraine

April 21, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Wave goodbye to the days of predictable breakfasts and say hello to the Carnivore Quiche Lorraine, where the humble egg is elevated to star status with a supporting cast of crispy bacon and a generous helping of melted sharp cheese. This is no ordinary quiche — it’s a celebration of all that is gloriously meaty and cheesy, wrapped in a custardy filling so tender and luscious, it’s the stuff of brunch legends.

As the eggs and heavy cream mingle and marry into a silky-smooth concoction, they create the classic custardy filling that Quiche Lorraine is renowned for — a filling so perfectly sumptuous, it could only be matched by the rich, historical tapestry of French cuisine.

Get ready to transform your oven into a gateway to gastronomic bliss because when this quiche hits the table, it’s more than just a meal; it’s an ode to the art of indulgence. This 5-ingredient quiche is about to take your taste buds on a joyride they won’t soon forget.
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Braised Beef Cheeks

April 14, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Get ready to give your taste buds a reason to throw a fiesta because we’re about to embark on a culinary journey with the unsung hero of comfort food – the humble yet heavenly Braised Beef Cheeks!

Now, hold on to your hats because beef cheeks are the Chuck Norris of the meat world; they’re tough and rugged on their own, but with a little low and slow love, they get so ludicrously tender you’ll need to remind them they’re not actually butter.

First, we’re about to tenderize these tough guys into submission with a sprinkle of salt and a sizzling sear that’s hotter than a gossip scandal in a small town.

Now, it’s time for the tag team of bay leaves and thyme to jump into the mix. They’re not just there for their good looks; they pack a punch of flavor that’ll make your beef cheeks sing a tune of aromatic excellence.

Next, we let the slow cooker work its sorcery, turning our beef cheeks into something so tender they could negotiate world peace. After hours of low-temp pampering, what emerges is nothing short of a miracle: beef cheeks so soft, your knife will feel like it’s slicing through a cloud.

This beef cheek masterpiece is so mouthwatering that your taste buds will be writing thank-you notes. And when you serve that saucy, meaty marvel, garnished with nothing but its own juices, you’ll not only have a plate of epic deliciousness but also a table of guests wondering if you traded your soul to a culinary wizard.

So, let’s get ready to rumble in the kitchen and turn these beef cheeks into the main event they were always meant to be!

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Carnivore Cheeseburger Pie

March 24, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Feast your eyes and forks on the carnivore’s dream pie – the audacious, the unapologetic, the utterly scrumptious Carnivore Cheeseburger Pie! Imagine the lovechild of a succulent cheeseburger and a homey pie, all snuggled up in a dish that’s ready to take your taste buds on a joyride through Flavortown. Ditch the facade of greens you’d only push around your plate; this recipe is all about the meat, a decadent homage to the cheeseburger in pie form.

Preheat your ovens and your appetites, because we’re about to bake a pie that’s so full of cheesy, beefy goodness, it’s practically mooing. With a simple mix of fatty ground beef, organic eggs, and a cascade of sharp cheese, this dish throws a pie party in your mouth, and everyone’s invited. Say goodbye to plant-based crusts and hello to a protein-packed powerhouse that’s as easy to make as it is to devour.

So tie on your apron, channel your inner caveman, and let’s get ready to transform your kitchen into the ultimate burger joint with a cheesy twist. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fork – because this pie doesn’t mess around. Ready, set, bake, and let’s get this pie-tastic show on the road!
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Ketovore Lemon Risotto

March 3, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Crack open your culinary curiosity and get ready to zest up your keto game with a dish that’s so ingeniously low-carb that it might just make traditional risotto roll over in its starchy grave. Introducing the Ketovore Lemon Risotto – the lovechild of a keto enthusiast’s carb-counting dreams and a carnivore’s meaty manifesto.

This isn’t your nonna’s risotto, folks. Oh no, we’re tossing the rice and bringing in the big guns: eggs. But not just any eggs – we’re talking about the kind that strutted around the farm like they owned the place. Six organic, free-range champions ready to be transformed into the most rebellious risotto you’ve ever spooned onto your plate.

With a half cup of freshly grated Parmesan cheese that’s been aged to perfection, a dash of unrefined sea salt, and the zesty kick of an organic lemon, this dish is about to take your taste buds on a wild ride. It’s a very low-carb, animal-based risotto that’s so far from scrambled eggs that it could run for office under a false identity.

So grab your skillet, and let’s get cracking – because this Ketovore Lemon Risotto is about to show you how we do comfort food in the keto lane, with a side of sass and a sprinkle of humor. It’s the sophisticated way to say “I’m fancy” without the carbs, and it’s ready to dance its way onto your dinner table. Let’s get zesty!

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Carnivore Deviled Eggs with Shrimp

February 18, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Strap in, flavor enthusiasts, because I’m about to take a walk on the wild side with a recipe that’s sure to get your taste buds dancing the cha-cha-cha—and no, I’m not referring to the catchy Finnish entry in last year’s Eurovision Song Contest. I’m talking about the ‘Carnivore Deviled Eggs with Shrimp,’ a dish that promises to be as entertaining as it is appetizing.

Picture this: six hard-boiled eggs, standing proudly like the pillars of a culinary temple, about to be stuffed with a mixture so divine, it could be an offering to the gods of gastronomy. And let’s not forget the shrimp, those little sea-dwellers that have scuttled their way into our hearts and onto our deviled eggs. They’re not just a garnish, folks—they’re the life of the party, the cherry on top of our protein-packed sundae, so to say.

So, pop on your chef’s hat and a smile, because we’re diving fork-first into a recipe that’s devilishly delightful and shrimply irresistible. Say goodbye to your run-of-the-mill appetizers and let these little showstoppers take the spotlight at your next gathering.

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