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Carnivore Tortilla

August 11, 2024 By elviira 6 Comments

Hello there, fellow carnivores! Have you ever had one of those days where you just want a tortilla that doesn’t crumble like your willpower at a BBQ? Well, today’s your lucky day! Let me introduce you to the ultimate Carnivore Tortilla—thin, pliable, and so easy to make, you’ll wonder why you ever bothered with those flimsy alternatives.

After countless trials, errors, and a few kitchen disasters that shall not be named, I’ve finally cracked the code to tortilla perfection. And guess what? It only takes three simple ingredients. Yes, you read that right. Just an egg, some mozzarella, and a sprinkle of gelatin powder. It’s like culinary alchemy, but without the weird potions and magical incantations.

This recipe is so foolproof that even a goldfish could probably make it (though I wouldn’t recommend letting them near the stove). It’s perfect for tacos, wraps, or just eating straight off the skillet because who has time for utensils? So, grab your fork and your sense of adventure because we’re about to embark on a tortilla journey like no other.

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Warm Carnivore Egg Sauce — Finnish Style

July 28, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Welcome to the culinary wonderland where traditional Finnish recipes get a carnivorous twist! If you’ve ever found yourself lost in the labyrinth of Nordic cuisine, you might have stumbled upon the classic Finnish egg sauce.

Traditionally, this delightful concoction calls for wheat flour and milk, but let’s be honest, who needs those carb-loaded imposters when you can have a rich, creamy, and utterly decadent version that’s 100% carnivore-approved?

Introducing my Warm Carnivore Egg Sauce — Finnish Style! This isn’t just any egg sauce; it’s a game-changer. By swapping out milk for heavy cream and giving flour the boot, we’ve created a sauce so thick and luscious that it practically defies gravity.

The ingenious part? The cream is cooked down until it’s thickened to perfection, so you won’t need any pesky thickeners. It’s pure, delicious goodness, ready to elevate your meat or fish to new heights. So, grab your forks and get ready to dive into creamy goodness that would make even the most stoic Finn crack a smile!
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Fiber-Free Keto Pancakes

July 21, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Welcome, fellow pancake enthusiasts and keto warriors! Today, we’re diving headfirst into a breakfast revolution with my Fiber-Free Keto Pancakes — though let’s be honest, we should really call them Fiber-Free Ketovore Pancakes. Why? Because these beauties are practically a love letter to all things animal-based, with the only plant-based gatecrasher being a few drops of sweetener.

And yes, you heard right: they are fiber-free! If you’ve ever felt like your digestive system is staging a rebellion every time you eat fiber, then this recipe is your peace treaty. And here’s the kicker — these pancakes are also perfect for anyone on a carnivore diet who occasionally dabbles in the dark arts of sweeteners.

Imagine this: a stack of rich, satisfying pancakes that are as enjoyable and delicious as your favorite keto memes. They’re like a hearty hug for your taste buds, minus the fiber that turns your digestive tract into a battleground. Made with organic free-range eggs and rich, full-fat cream cheese or creamy mascarpone, these pancakes are the ultimate breakfast indulgence for those who believe that the only good plant is the one that feeds the cow.

So, dust off that skillet, grab your whisk (or your electric mixer for the smoothest batter), and let’s make some magic happen. Your taste buds and your belly will be eternally grateful!

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Carnivore Lasagna

July 14, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Welcome, fellow carnivores, to the meaty marvel that is Carnivore Lasagna! If you’ve ever dreamed of a lasagna that ditches the carbs and doubles down on meat and cheese, then buckle up.

This recipe is about to make your culinary dreams come true. Imagine layers of juicy ground beef, rich Alfredo sauce, and egg-based lasagna sheets. You’ll question why you ever bothered with noodles.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Lasagna without a single plant-based ingredient? That’s madness!” But trust me, once you take a bite, you’ll understand the genius behind it. This dish is keto-friendly, gluten-free, and definitely worth the effort.

Preheat that oven, grab your skillet, and get ready. This Carnivore Lasagna is about to become your new favorite comfort food! And stay tuned for some seasoning tips at the end to make this dish truly your own.

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Carnivore Meatball Soup

June 16, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Are you tired of the same old ground beef routine? If you’ve had it up to here with meatloaf and burgers, then buckle up because I’m about to take your taste buds on a wild ride with the easiest, most delicious Carnivore Meatball Soup you’ve ever slurped! This recipe is so simple, you could probably make it with one hand tied behind your back — though I don’t recommend trying that.

Tender, juicy meatballs swimming in a rich, savory bone broth that’s so nourishing, it practically gives you a bear hug from the inside. And the best part? You only need four ingredients and a few easy steps to create this culinary masterpiece. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or someone who considers boiling water a challenge, this soup is your new best friend.

But wait, there’s more! Stick around until the end of the post, where I’ll share a smorgasbord of seasoning suggestions and variations to keep your keto and carnivore cravings satisfied. So, grab your apron (or don’t, because you won’t even break a sweat), and let’s dive into the delicious world of Carnivore Meatball Soup!
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Carnivore Cheesecake in the Oven

June 2, 2024 By elviira 10 Comments

Are you ready to sink your teeth into the ultimate carnivore delight? Say hello to the Carnivore Cheesecake — a dessert that’s so animal-based, it practically roars! This isn’t just any cheesecake; it’s a creamy, dreamy, and totally plant-free masterpiece that laughs in the face of sugar and embraces the unsweetened life. Imagine a dessert crafted entirely from the finest animal products, with not a single veggie in sight. This cheesecake is the perfect treat for those on a keto or carnivore diet, proving that you can have your cake and eat it, too — without any pesky carbs sneaking in.

But wait, there’s more! In this post, I’ll not only walk you through crafting this decadent delight, but I’ll also share some amazing keto and carnivore variations to keep your taste buds thrilled. Want to add a crust without breaking your carnivore code? I’ve got you covered with some inventive, animal-based crust ideas that will make your cheesecake even more irresistible.

So, preheat your oven, grease up that springform pan, and let’s embark on this deliciously wild adventure. Get ready to indulge in a dessert that’s as bold as your dietary choices, and stay tuned for more mouthwatering variations and crust suggestions that will take your Carnivore Cheesecake to the next level!
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Truly Carnivore Ice Cream (No-Churn)

May 26, 2024 By elviira 18 Comments

Get ready to unleash your inner carnivore with a spoonful of creamy, dreamy, and oh-so-fluffy indulgence that’s as stealthy as it is satisfying! If you’ve been prowling the web, hunting down a truly carnivore ice cream recipe, you’ve likely been ambushed by a jungle of posers — those sneaky recipes that boast a “carnivore” badge, only to reveal their true plant-based spots.

But fear not, fellow meat mavens! I’ve churned out a recipe that’s as genuinely carnivorous as a pack of wolves at a steakhouse: my Truly Carnivore No-Churn Ice Cream. This beast of a dessert is so devoid of flora that not even a single plant-based ingredient dares to rear its leafy head. It’s pure, unadulterated, animal-based bliss in a bowl.

Ditch the notion of needing fancy gadgets — my ice cream is as simple as it gets, and you won’t need an ice cream maker. Just two primal ingredients: the richest heavy cream and the most vibrant yolks from grass-fed organic eggs. This is the kind of treat that makes you want to beat your chest and howl at the moon with delight.

So, ready your spoons and prepare for a dessert that’s as indulgent as a bear’s honey raid. This ice cream isn’t just a sweet finale; it’s a testament to your carnivorous convictions. Let’s whip up some laughs and a batch of the fluffiest, most uproarious ice cream that’s ever graced your freezer.
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The Ultimate Carnivore Rolls (Buns)

May 12, 2024 By elviira 5 Comments

Are you ready to roll with the most animal-based rolls? Welcome to the ultimate guide for crafting the carnivore’s answer to the age-old question: “Can I have my bun and eat it too?” Yes, you bread-loving beast, you can! Introducing The Ultimate Carnivore Rolls, a protein-packed dairy-free pastry poised to pounce onto your plate with a crispy exterior that crackles with delight and a soft, pillowy interior that will make your taste buds roar with satisfaction.

In the wild world of buns, these rolls are the king of the jungle — a bread that doesn’t shy away from being unabashedly all about that carnivorous, keto-friendly lifestyle. Forget the days of forlornly forgoing buns at barbecues, or the sad, bun-less existence you may have been enduring. With this recipe, you’ll be crafting rolls that are not just a sidekick to your steaks but a main event in their own right.

Made with a simple yet majestic blend of organic free-range eggs, gelatin powder for that sturdy texture, and egg white protein to keep things light and airy, these rolls are seasoned with a whisper of unrefined sea salt, just enough to elevate their flavors to the pinnacle of palate-pleasure.

So preheat your ovens, and let’s get rolling on a journey to the crispiest, fluffiest, dairy-free carnivore rolls you’ve ever experienced! Let’s get crackin’, whiskin’, and bakin’ our way to a bread that’s so good, even your carb-loving friends will be green with envy — though, let’s be honest, they’ll be too busy asking for seconds to stay envious for long.
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Easy Pulled Beef

May 5, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Get ready to unleash the most effortless Easy Pulled Beef recipe that’s about to revolutionize your kitchen game! Who says you need all day to create a melt-in-your-mouth, pull-apart beef extravaganza? Not me! I’m here to debunk those slow-cooked myths and bring you a pulled beef recipe that’s so simple and quick that you’ll have time to watch your favorite show AND take a nap before dinner.

Wave goodbye to the days of slaving over the stove and say hello to your new best friend, the chuck roast. This hunk of beefy goodness is about to get a makeover in record time. Forget those all-day affairs; we’re talking a few short hours to glory.

Armed with just a generous pinch of unrefined sea salt, a splash of butter or tallow for that sizzle, and a modest amount of water, you’re on the express train to Savorville Station. This Easy Pulled Beef recipe is so straightforward, even your dog could almost do it – if, you know, your dog could cook and wasn’t so busy chasing squirrels.

So, let’s get down to business and show you how to whip up a dish that’s so quick and delicious you’ll have everyone thinking you’re a culinary wizard. Fire up that stove and prepare to be crowned the weeknight warrior of pulled beef!

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Carnivore Quiche Lorraine

April 21, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Wave goodbye to the days of predictable breakfasts and say hello to the Carnivore Quiche Lorraine, where the humble egg is elevated to star status with a supporting cast of crispy bacon and a generous helping of melted sharp cheese. This is no ordinary quiche — it’s a celebration of all that is gloriously meaty and cheesy, wrapped in a custardy filling so tender and luscious, it’s the stuff of brunch legends.

As the eggs and heavy cream mingle and marry into a silky-smooth concoction, they create the classic custardy filling that Quiche Lorraine is renowned for — a filling so perfectly sumptuous, it could only be matched by the rich, historical tapestry of French cuisine.

Get ready to transform your oven into a gateway to gastronomic bliss because when this quiche hits the table, it’s more than just a meal; it’s an ode to the art of indulgence. This 5-ingredient quiche is about to take your taste buds on a joyride they won’t soon forget.
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