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Easy Pulled Beef

May 5, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Get ready to unleash the most effortless Easy Pulled Beef recipe that’s about to revolutionize your kitchen game! Who says you need all day to create a melt-in-your-mouth, pull-apart beef extravaganza? Not me! I’m here to debunk those slow-cooked myths and bring you a pulled beef recipe that’s so simple and quick that you’ll have time to watch your favorite show AND take a nap before dinner.

Wave goodbye to the days of slaving over the stove and say hello to your new best friend, the chuck roast. This hunk of beefy goodness is about to get a makeover in record time. Forget those all-day affairs; we’re talking a few short hours to glory.

Armed with just a generous pinch of unrefined sea salt, a splash of butter or tallow for that sizzle, and a modest amount of water, you’re on the express train to Savorville Station. This Easy Pulled Beef recipe is so straightforward, even your dog could almost do it – if, you know, your dog could cook and wasn’t so busy chasing squirrels.

So, let’s get down to business and show you how to whip up a dish that’s so quick and delicious you’ll have everyone thinking you’re a culinary wizard. Fire up that stove and prepare to be crowned the weeknight warrior of pulled beef!

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Party Hedgehog — Savory May Day Munch

April 28, 2024 By elviira Leave a Comment

Welcome to my culinary corner, where May Day is not just about maypoles and merriment but also about mastering the art of edible eccentricities! Today, I’m whisking you away on a flavor-filled frolic, introducing a dish that’s as quirky as it is delectable. Meet the “Party Hedgehog,” a savory centerpiece that promises to spike the interest of your taste buds and be the bristle of all jokes at your table.

Forget about the sweet cheesecake clichés that have been hogging the spotlight. My hedgehog is not only unsweetened, it’s unabashedly savory, and it’s rolling into your May Day feast with a mission to dazzle and delight. This little critter is crafted from a velvety blend of full-fat cream cheese and seasoned with a symphony of spices that’ll make your palate sing louder than a May Day choir.

So grab your salami sticks and get ready to sculpt your very own dairy delight that’s guaranteed to be the talk of the town. Whether you’re hosting a raucous rally or a tranquil tea party, this hedgehog is poised to become the life and soul of your soiree. Let’s dive into the cheesy goodness and turn your May Day into a “Yay Day”!

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Carnivore Quiche Lorraine

April 21, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Wave goodbye to the days of predictable breakfasts and say hello to the Carnivore Quiche Lorraine, where the humble egg is elevated to star status with a supporting cast of crispy bacon and a generous helping of melted sharp cheese. This is no ordinary quiche — it’s a celebration of all that is gloriously meaty and cheesy, wrapped in a custardy filling so tender and luscious, it’s the stuff of brunch legends.

As the eggs and heavy cream mingle and marry into a silky-smooth concoction, they create the classic custardy filling that Quiche Lorraine is renowned for — a filling so perfectly sumptuous, it could only be matched by the rich, historical tapestry of French cuisine.

Get ready to transform your oven into a gateway to gastronomic bliss because when this quiche hits the table, it’s more than just a meal; it’s an ode to the art of indulgence. This 5-ingredient quiche is about to take your taste buds on a joyride they won’t soon forget.
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Braised Beef Cheeks

April 14, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Get ready to give your taste buds a reason to throw a fiesta because we’re about to embark on a culinary journey with the unsung hero of comfort food – the humble yet heavenly Braised Beef Cheeks!

Now, hold on to your hats because beef cheeks are the Chuck Norris of the meat world; they’re tough and rugged on their own, but with a little low and slow love, they get so ludicrously tender you’ll need to remind them they’re not actually butter.

First, we’re about to tenderize these tough guys into submission with a sprinkle of salt and a sizzling sear that’s hotter than a gossip scandal in a small town.

Now, it’s time for the tag team of bay leaves and thyme to jump into the mix. They’re not just there for their good looks; they pack a punch of flavor that’ll make your beef cheeks sing a tune of aromatic excellence.

Next, we let the slow cooker work its sorcery, turning our beef cheeks into something so tender they could negotiate world peace. After hours of low-temp pampering, what emerges is nothing short of a miracle: beef cheeks so soft, your knife will feel like it’s slicing through a cloud.

This beef cheek masterpiece is so mouthwatering that your taste buds will be writing thank-you notes. And when you serve that saucy, meaty marvel, garnished with nothing but its own juices, you’ll not only have a plate of epic deliciousness but also a table of guests wondering if you traded your soul to a culinary wizard.

So, let’s get ready to rumble in the kitchen and turn these beef cheeks into the main event they were always meant to be!

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Dairy-Free Carnivore Waffles

April 7, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Step aside, chaffles; there’s a new brunch boss in town! Introducing Dairy-Free Carnivore Waffles – the breakfast revolution that’s about to dethrone your cheesy counterpart. For those who’ve had to skip the chaffle trend due to a no-go on dairy, I’ve heard your breakfast prayers, and I’m delivering salvation, one hearty waffle at a time.

Gone are the days when cheese-laden chaffles reigned supreme in the keto kingdom. My Dairy-Free Carnivore Waffles are swooping in to steal the spotlight, proving that you can achieve the pinnacle of waffle ecstasy without a shred of cheese or a splash of milk. It’s time to embrace the power of eggs and gelatin in a culinary duo that’ll make you forget all about those chaffle charlatans.

These 2-ingredient waffles are about to set your morning routine ablaze with their protein-packed goodness and dairy-free delight. So preheat your waffle irons and prepare to be whisked away on a flavor adventure where the only cheese you’ll need is the grin on your face as you take that first, heavenly bite.

Stick around as I guide you through the ultimate guide to crafting the perfect carnivore waffles. And don’t worry, I’ve got topping tips that will take your waffle game to the next level. Let’s whisk, fold, and indulge in the animal-based waffle revolution!
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Browned Butter Bites

March 31, 2024 By elviira 2 Comments

Welcome to my kitchen lab, where I’m playing mad scientist with two of the most unlikely ingredients: unsalted grass-fed butter and gelatin powder. Today, we’re creating the ultimate snack concoction – Browned Butter Bites!

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Browned butter? In a bite-sized snack? Tell me more!” Well, my friend, imagine the most delectable, nutty aroma wafting through your kitchen, transforming humble sticks of butter into a golden treasure that’s both rich in flavor and cheekily defying all those bland diet snacks out there.

As I stand here, saucepan in hand, I’m about to show you how a little patience and a lot of stirring can take us to the pinnacle of snack-time glory. And let’s not forget the gelatin – this powerhouse ingredient is here to bind our buttery masterpiece and add that satisfying chew, making each bite a perfect symphony of texture and taste.

Sure, you might think I’ve gone off the deep end, suggesting you fill your fridge with these buttery morsels. But trust me, once you’ve tasted these Browned Butter Bites, there’s no going back to the mundane munchies of yesteryear. So let’s get browning, mixing, and molding, because your new favorite snack is just a few steps away. And hey, if you end up wanting to stash a few in the freezer for a frosty treat, who am I to judge? Let’s do this!

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Carnivore Cheeseburger Pie

March 24, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Feast your eyes and forks on the carnivore’s dream pie – the audacious, the unapologetic, the utterly scrumptious Carnivore Cheeseburger Pie! Imagine the lovechild of a succulent cheeseburger and a homey pie, all snuggled up in a dish that’s ready to take your taste buds on a joyride through Flavortown. Ditch the facade of greens you’d only push around your plate; this recipe is all about the meat, a decadent homage to the cheeseburger in pie form.

Preheat your ovens and your appetites, because we’re about to bake a pie that’s so full of cheesy, beefy goodness, it’s practically mooing. With a simple mix of fatty ground beef, organic eggs, and a cascade of sharp cheese, this dish throws a pie party in your mouth, and everyone’s invited. Say goodbye to plant-based crusts and hello to a protein-packed powerhouse that’s as easy to make as it is to devour.

So tie on your apron, channel your inner caveman, and let’s get ready to transform your kitchen into the ultimate burger joint with a cheesy twist. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fork – because this pie doesn’t mess around. Ready, set, bake, and let’s get this pie-tastic show on the road!
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Carnivore Pancakes (dairy-free)

March 17, 2024 By elviira 9 Comments

Are you ready to flip the script on your morning routine with the easiest Carnivore Pancake recipe on the block? Say ‘hello’ to a high-protein breakfast that laughs in the face of complicated cooking methods. No more separating eggs or sifting through countless ingredients — my recipe is as simple as it gets.

Indulge in a quick and easy breakfast that’s not only mouth-wateringly delicious but also perfectly aligned with your meat-loving lifestyle. These fluffy Carnivore Pancakes are the talk of the town and the new heroes of your morning routine. Get ready to fry, flip, and feast!
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Carnivore Protein Smoothie

March 10, 2024 By elviira 7 Comments

Hold onto your whiskers, carnivorous comrades, because we’re about to blend up a storm that’ll make your inner lion purr with protein-packed pleasure. Forget about those leafy greens and fructose-filled fruits; it’s time to embrace the brawn of the barnyard with my uproarious Carnivore Protein Smoothie!

Imagine a world where the humble egg isn’t just a sidekick to bacon but the star of your shaker bottle. I’m talking about two velvety egg yolks, the unsung heroes of the hen house, ready to emulsify your expectations. Add a splash of water – because we are making a smoothie, not paste – and a couple of tablespoons of heavy cream to make it as smooth as a cat burglar on a dairy farm.

But wait, there’s more! We’re sprinkling in a tablespoon of collagen peptides, the secret handshake of the smoothie underworld, to keep your joints jumping and your skin applauding. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more egg-citing, we drop in a scoop of egg white protein, the muscle-building maestro that’ll have you flexing in the mirror and clucking with delight.

Get your blender blades spinning and your spirits lifting as we combine these ingredients into a frothy frenzy of carnivorous delight. Serve it up with a wink and a smile, because this smoothie is not just a beverage; it’s a bold statement in a glass. It’s time to raise a cup to the Carnivore Protein Smoothie – where every sip is a punchline to the joke that is a conventional smoothie. Bottoms up, beast mode on!

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Ketovore Lemon Risotto

March 3, 2024 By elviira 4 Comments

Crack open your culinary curiosity and get ready to zest up your keto game with a dish that’s so ingeniously low-carb that it might just make traditional risotto roll over in its starchy grave. Introducing the Ketovore Lemon Risotto – the lovechild of a keto enthusiast’s carb-counting dreams and a carnivore’s meaty manifesto.

This isn’t your nonna’s risotto, folks. Oh no, we’re tossing the rice and bringing in the big guns: eggs. But not just any eggs – we’re talking about the kind that strutted around the farm like they owned the place. Six organic, free-range champions ready to be transformed into the most rebellious risotto you’ve ever spooned onto your plate.

With a half cup of freshly grated Parmesan cheese that’s been aged to perfection, a dash of unrefined sea salt, and the zesty kick of an organic lemon, this dish is about to take your taste buds on a wild ride. It’s a very low-carb, animal-based risotto that’s so far from scrambled eggs that it could run for office under a false identity.

So grab your skillet, and let’s get cracking – because this Ketovore Lemon Risotto is about to show you how we do comfort food in the keto lane, with a side of sass and a sprinkle of humor. It’s the sophisticated way to say “I’m fancy” without the carbs, and it’s ready to dance its way onto your dinner table. Let’s get zesty!

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