Get ready to roll out the red carpet for the latest sensation in the sushi world that’s about to make waves in the ocean of culinary delights–Carnivore Sushi! Yes, you read that right. It’s sushi, but not as you know it. Gone are the days of wrestling with sticky and starchy rice and fumbling with seaweed; we’re stripping it back to the bare bones with a recipe that’s so simple that even your pet goldfish could make it. Just imagine: pristine pieces of sashimi-grade fish, lounging luxuriously atop a throne of… hard-boiled egg whites? Trust me, it’s no yolk!
This isn’t your average California roll; this is what happens when your keto friend gets creative in the kitchen after eating one year of carnivore. Who needs rice when you’ve got the magic of gelatin and the humble egg? So, grab your egg whites and your finest fish, and let’s get cracking (quite literally) on a sushi revolution that’s so wildly simple that it’s almost suspicious. Ready to dive into a sea of protein with a splash of comedy? Let’s roll!
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